...I have had the strangest feeling
With no vivid reason here to find
-- Stevie
So much for friends. No one wants to help me move. SO I guess I will be driving 8 hours 34 minutes by myself. Maybe its biting myfingers to spite myhand [or however that saying goes] but I don't think I have a choice. I will not grovel. it's not that serious. I hate people having the audacity to tell me how much of a bad idea it is to drive all the way by myself, but refuse to help in the same breath.
Even more distateful is " I would have loved to help if I could"
Why cant you?
Silence or nervous laugh. Take your pick.
I'm so irritated that I'm planning to go and get packing boxes tomorrow and start packing my shit up.
I truly am very hurt. Because I'm still the idiot that will go out on my last limb and drink garri for a month, because you needed me to fly in to help you tie your shoe lace.
Okay, that is unfair to say no one will help.
Someone did agree to help.
Then asked if he would be getting some ass as part of the deal. Not in those words, but the message was clear.
And no, he isn't Nigerian.
Listening to Glenn Lewis
5 comments:
You should offer to give him "some ass", and then let him take you. As soon as he tries anything, tell him you have 911 at speed dial. It's the least he deserves. Ndo (means sorry in Igbo).
you know I would if I could! :)
LOL@ the dude wanting some in exchange. Men! Pele..
It'll be a long tiring process but u'll get it done. At least u have one volunteer..
LOL...hope the moving went well...How exactly does one "request some ass" as a moving favour? i'm curious.
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